v39d
-Cryo, Lost, IronElf, Chigi, Kasuna, Faultier, AmnCordy, and Rura can now be recruited.
-Steel Pikes now have frogoon bonuses.
-La Tormenta has been nerfed slightly; it fires lightning bolts on hit instead of the old sparks (the Scepter reverts these changes).
-Fixed some potential exploits with skating.
-Both the Wiz and the Witch are much more magical.
-Dinkula can transform on command instead of waiting on getting hit first.
-Vault doors can be deleted by certain actions again. Suck it!
-The Beam Gun can now be sold. Whoops.
-The Final Starman now only spawns a couple of enemies before switching to Starstorm spam.
-Fixed more typos.
-Using the Barberos Staff or the Heal spell as a Cleric does not raise DOOM anymore (but it still sets your HP to 1).
-Big Shot rework: Most projectiles and melee strikes deal micro-aoe damage, but all cooldowns are x2.25 as slow.
-GWM_STATMOD has been completely reworked: it now temporarily grants rapid-fire melee strikes. BERSERKYR!!
-Moldy had the wrong main-event script. This has been corrected.
-NEW WEAPONS/ITEMS
--Golden Javelin (Idling with the weapon out charges it up, which allows it to be thrown as a projectile. Can be found in golden chests, or crafted from gold bars by Inventive types.)
--Hussein (A golden AK. Firing it slows down nearby enemies. Can be found in Rifle Attaches.)
--Golden Shotgun (A better version of the standard shotty. Also slows enemies while firing. Can be found in Shotgun Attaches.)
--Golden Egg (Produces a chicken ally when thrown, but also raises DOOM slightly. Reusable. Can be found in golden chests, or crafted from gold bars by Inventive types.)
--Golden Glove (Always stuns on impact. Those who know boxing can throw rapid punches with these. Can be found in golden chests, or crafted from gold bars by Inventive types.)
--Golden Cleaver (A better version of the standard cleaver. Maims on impact. Can be found in golden chests, or crafted from gold bars by Inventive types.)
--Curio Cask (A new lootbox that contains the following drinks:
---Bitter Brew (Restores 1 HP on use, but also makes the consumer sick. Reusable.)
---Rye Rager (Grants a temporary BERSERKYR boost, but also makes the consumer tired. Reusable.)
---Crit Cask (Grants the Crittin statmod, but also makes the consumer sick. Reusable.)
---Stillheart Scepter (Grants the Scepter blessing, but also reduces the consumer's max HP to 1. Reusable.)
---Lucky's (Increases your COOL-ITs by one, but makes the consumer sick. Reusable.)
---Smooveoff (Increase morale by one, but makes the consumer tired. Reusable.)
--Casks can be found in Food Boxes. Tenma EX always spawns with one.)
--Diesel Bomb (A stronger molotov. Can be found in Shamazon boxes.)
--Everburn (Provides a fire patch similar to the molotov, but it lasts much longer. Can be found in Shamazon boxes.)
--BIG MEATY CLAW (functions similarly to the shears. Exclusive to VonClaw.)
--P08 (An antique handgun. Hits hard, but the recoil is a bit much. Can be found in pistol attaches. Nico starts with one.)
--LP08 (Functions just like the P08, but with better handling. Can be crafted by gungineers via combining a 2x4 with a P08.)
--LP08C (All the features of the LP08, but with faster firing and a larger ammo limit. Can be crafted by gungineers via combining a LP08 with a Mod Kit.)
--Bone Claw (Functions similarly to regular claws, but it can store explosive charges by picking up bones. Exclusive to Rura.)
--Amethyst Axe (An eldritch weapon that creates temporary clones of the user when swung. Can be found in gold chests.)
--Flame Ruby (Throwable. Produces a set number of fire pulses on impact. Reusable. Can be found in magic boxes.)
--Berserk Pack (Grants the BERSERKYR buff and a full heal. Can be found in medical boxes.)
--Aqualotl (Generates water waves on impact that can knock back zombies and extinguish fires. Can be found in gold chests.)
--PMC Radio (Uses 2 food to summon a random merc. There are 26 unique variants that can be recruited. Can be found in Exotic Attaches. Faultier starts with one.)

v39c
-Keitaro, Aes, Henti, Aristides, and Leona can now be recruited.
-Official Trachea hotfix from 8-25-2026 has been addressed. Little has changed.
-Changed Gat.df to gat.df. Capital letters appear to cause issues on android versions of the game.
-The Chrome Shotgun has been slightly buffed.
-Previous prison edits should be applied to the latest version of that particular map.
-Fixed a grammatical error in a vanilla event.
-The vanilla Metal Box event now needs 4 food instead of 8.
-The medic bag SHOULD be able to revive people, if you have enough meds. Might not work on burn patients. It also holds more meds now (4 -> 6)
-Tokage's crit shot is much less powerful (utterly fatfingered a variable by accident)
-Beryl and Rei are now Inventive.
-Beryl's juice box now heals, but costs 3 hearts instead of 2.
-All Hamsters have the Hampter perk.
-You can now skate on the skateboard! Wowee! Athlete + Specialist grants one as an unarmed weapon.
NEW WEAPONS
-Palladium Putter (Barely has any range, but it utterly clobbers anything that it hits. Can be found in Sadidas boxes.)
-Tek Dek (A useless toy to most people, but Hamsters are just the right size for them. Is capable of doing sick combos as long as you can stay airborn. Keitaro starts with one. Can be found in Shamazon boxes.)
-Vitae Bangle (Using this equips it to your unarmed slot. It will then restore HP while driving, similar to other regenerative perks/traits. Can be found in velvet chests.)
-Atlas Armlet (Using this equips it to your unarmed slot. Grants unlimited stamina while wielded, and allows the user to pick up almost anything. Can be found in velvet chests.)
-Pyre Pitch (Flings targets a fair distance while also making them leave a fire trail. Is capable of igniting nonflammable objects. Henti's signature weapon. Can be found in snowflake crates.)
-Neutron Blade (Pausing attacks for a couple of seconds charges up the weapon, making it deal aoe damage on the next swing. Can be found in Exotic Attaches.)
-Trinuntos (Explosive nunchucks. Packs a wallop, but is awkward to use outside of the hands of a Martial Artist. Can be crafted by inventive types by combining nunchucks with nitroglycerin, or found in contraband crates.)
-Hoodoo Handbook (A spellbook that specializes in close-ranged DoTs. Provides the following spells:
--Burning Hex (Flings the target away and causes them to burst into flames a second after impact. Lagomancers cause their victims to explode instead.)
--Conductive Hex (Flings the target away and causes them to summon lightning bolts around them. Lagomancers cause their victims to summon explosive stars instead.)
--Poison Hex (Stuns zombies and causes them to rapidly lose hp on-hit.)
--Vile Hex (Causes zombies to spew out slippy pools of sludge until death. Lagomancers cause their victims to spew banana peels instead.)
-Can be found in magic boxes or wrapped books.)

v39b
-EXPERIMENTAL CHANGE - Blurb errors appear to be happening on longer game modes. Testing new code to see if the issue has been fixed.
-Chitan, Ginjivitis, King Grey, and Tokage can now be recruited.
-Fixed some misc sprite issues.
-Minor character/item stat tweaks.
-A couple of sign sprites have been replaced.
-Defib-Deluxe has a different internal name to separate it from the mod's defib (the latter wasn't spawning correctly).
-The giga manual should grant skill bonuses correctly.
-Logs have the knockback bonus again.
-Ladder weapons work a bit differently now.
-Most road signs should be ditachable with a screwdriver/wrench and a high enough mechanical skill.
-Resilient Type rework: This perk, along with the pendant, kevlar, and lich mail, can sometimes resist damage from cyoa events.
-Accidentally busted Mokuba's and Eldra's sprites again. Sorry about that.
-Amiya rework: Instead of having the Shield of Hope, she now has the ability to envenom all melee strikes. This comes with the downside of increasing all of her cooldowns.
--The Kursed Kris has been renamed to the Decayer, and it also has envenoming qualities. It has been added back into the Velvet Chest lootpool.
NEW WEAPONS
-Boltcutters (Doesn't do much to zombies, but it will instantly destroy most objects. Can be found in Bon Depot boxes.)
-Birb (Has a low chance to turn objects into Noble Seeds. Can be found in Weeaboxes.)
-Bnnuy (Functions mostly the same as the Vorpal Blade, ie it requires having hearts in stock to unlock additional effects. Can be found in Weeaboxes.)
-Peony-22 (A popular varmint rifle done up in garish colors. Supposedly appeals to the female demographic. Weak, but only seldomly expends ammo. Can be found in Pistol Attaches.)
-M45 Mickeys (A pair of fancy revolvers. One fires normal pistol rounds while the other shoots flares. King Grey's signature weapon. Can be found in Pistol Attaches.)
-Dressing (Basic bandage. Heals 1 hp when used, or 2 hp when used by Health Care types. Can be found in Shamazon boxes. Health Care types can also find them in med boxes.)
-Lamellar (Functions like kevlar, except it never breaks. Can be found in velvet chests, or assembled by inventive types by collecting 3 pieces of sheet metal.)
-Rail Light/Traffic Light (functions like a heavy flashlight. Can be obtained from their respective structures by applying a screwdriver/wrench with a high enough mechanical skill.)
-Derailer (An axe that has different affects depending on what color its light currently is. Can be found in contraband crates, or crafted by inventive types by combining a rail like with a ghetto glaive.)
-Fresnel (A club fashioned out of a Traffic Light. Has different effects depending on what signal is currently lit. Can be found in contraband crates, or crafted by inventive types by combining a traffic light with a metal pipe.)